What to expect from Transformers 2?

Prepare Dad!

A college lad failed in his final exams, so he telegraped her sympathetic mother. " Failed in all subjects. Prepare Dad."

Mother wired back, "Dad Prepared. Prepare Yourself!"

First TIme operation

in an operating room -

Doctor: "Why are you so afraid?"
Patient: "Because it's my first operation. But by the way Doc, why do you ook so nervous?"
Doctor: " Because it's my first operation too!"

I'd like to Replace It

A woman accidentally ran over her neighbor;s cat while driving down the street. She stopped, very upset , and ran to the door to apologize.

" I'd like to replace it." she told the neighbor.

" Really?! You know how to catch mice? "

Too Hot Too Cold

A Customer was continually bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he'd asked that the air-conditioning be turned up because it was too hot, then he asked it be turned down because he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.

surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, walking back and forth and never once getting angry. So finally, a second customer asked why he didn't just throw out the pest.

" Oh I don't care." said the waiter. We don't even have an air conditioner".