Prepare Dad!

A college lad failed in his final exams, so he telegraped her sympathetic mother. " Failed in all subjects. Prepare Dad."

Mother wired back, "Dad Prepared. Prepare Yourself!"

First TIme operation

in an operating room -

Doctor: "Why are you so afraid?"
Patient: "Because it's my first operation. But by the way Doc, why do you ook so nervous?"
Doctor: " Because it's my first operation too!"

I'd like to Replace It

A woman accidentally ran over her neighbor;s cat while driving down the street. She stopped, very upset , and ran to the door to apologize.

" I'd like to replace it." she told the neighbor.

" Really?! You know how to catch mice? "